Monday, June 29, 2009

Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan

When distracted by a marriage proposal from a boy that she doesn't love, Mary forgets to watch over her depressed and erratic mother who is infected by the Unconsecrated (yep, that's zombies) who lurk outside of their city's fences. Mary's brother can't forgive her inattention and he chucks her out of the house.

Dependent on the mercy of the Sisterhood, a weird (as in wyrd) religious organization that rules their town, Mary begins training to become a Sister, but she can't be obedient. She reads books silently in her enclosed cell and meditates, which means she is driving the Sisters bonkers as they worry about what she is plotting--and, at night, she visits a wounded boy, the boy she really, really likes, which is a bit better sin than thinking too much quietly and gnashing your teeth with longing.

Mary also discovers that a young woman, a stranger, has come into the village through one of the secret paths protected by the Guardians and the Sisterhood. The Guardians and the Sisterhood have told the villagers that the paths lead nowhere, but Mary is fascinated. The Sisterhood decides to not reveal that a stranger has come into the village and Mary's curiosity about the stranger gets her kicked out and into the arms of the boy she doesn't want to marry (she wants to marry his brother who is engaged to marry her best friend--what's a zombie book without angst?)

But those zombie hordes: they have to get over the fence--especially when they have a speedy leader. Mary and her "husband", Mary's faithful dog Argos, as well as a young boy named Jacob, Mary's best friend and the boy Mary loves, in addition to Mary's brother and his wife, are forced onto the paths to try to find a way to escape from the Unconsecrated. Mary is determined to follow the path to the end, believing that the final gate leads to the mysterious ocean that her mother told her about. The ocean equaling freedom from the Unconsecrated and Mary's own restless heart.

The Forest of Hands and Teeth is a good book, a solid adventure and it has zombies--bonus points! But it does have problems. Mary, the mutineer, who just trudges around thinking really hard and not talking is hardly a revolutionary. She spends lots of time loinly longing for the boy she can't have, who is supposed to love her back but the Sisterhood says no, and he is engaged to her best friend, while her crush's brother is in love with Mary--GAH! Is this One Tree Hill with undead?

The Sisterhood is menacing, and it is implied that they know way more than they should about zombie making, but they're worried about teenage crushes and pouts? Mary appears to think hard and grind her teeth--so she is halfway to zombiedom--and worry that everyone dismisses her and her opinions--this is supposed to give the Sisters more than an eye twitch of annoyance? A more outspoken Mary and more time with the twisted Sisters might have helped this book, since an increasing menace within the supposed safe place, until the inside is as terrifying as the outside, is the hallmark of a great horror novel. Stephen King's The Mist is a perfect example.

The last half of the book is a heroic chase, with some small reprieves, and I preferred the story when it was less about loins and more about not becoming an entree. Mary does rise to the occasion when the zombies come over the wall, but you almost wish she would feed her companions to the undead. Except for Mary who is not quite believable as a mutineer, most of the characters were flat. The Sisterhood was diabolical, so more time spent with them and their psychological games might have been fun, but Mary seems absolutely powerless against them, though she does become a competent zombie slayer.

Points for zombies, Forest of Hands and Teeth is a mature, ghoulish Ember.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

The Edgars

This year's winners and nominees.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Eon Dragoneye Reborn

Eon is selected as a possible apprentice to the Rat Dragoneye whose dominion year has arrived. Eon is the least likely candidate to succeed, not because he is a cripple but also because he is really a girl in disguise. Females are forbidden to approach the dragon as a candidate for Dragoneye, but her master has decided to take the risk, since he needs the money, and because Eon seems to possess an enormous spiritual energy.

Through the machinations of a corrupt Dragoneye, Eon doesn't become the Rat Dragoneye candidate, but she awakens a dragon, the Mirror Dragon, who has not shown itself in almost 500 years. Eon's arrival changes the political landscape. She recasts herself as a revolutionary and a monarchist (!!) but her confusion over her identity may make it impossible for her allies to utilize her powers.

Dragoneye Reborn is an acceptable girl-and-her-dragon court fantasy, but considering it's door-stopper size, I would have expected more character development, instead of the requisite "I am Eona [by the power of GreySkull]!" self-realization. One of the problems is too many characters, ally-wise and two stock villains--testosterone-poisoned bully and wicked uncle. However two of the allies, the eunuch and transgender court lady, were the most interesting aspects of the book, adding depth to Eon's own dilemma. I hope we can spend more time with them in the next, and final, installment.

Monday, April 06, 2009

13 bullets, online

You can read all of 13 Bullets, online, for free.

Enjoy...the bloody mayhem.

Monday, March 30, 2009

How to build a standing desk

WebWorkerDaily has a post on how to build a standing desk. I was really excited to realize that I have all of this stuff at home and a corner that is just begging to be used for this project.

Other plans from woodware designs, and what one programmer came up with using SketchUp.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Will DRM kill the ebook?

Spurred by the article, Will E-Book Anti-Piracy Technology Hurt Readers?

First, I have only bought about 5 books with DRM and because my experience sucked so bad, I will never purchase from that publisher again, unless they move to a DRM-free format. I agree with SBTB that DRM stands for Driving Readers Mad, cuz it sure made me cranky, and I still haven't read those books since I can't move them to the device (not wireless or connected to the 'Net) where I prefer to read from.

Here are some solutions:
  • Apply DRM, not uniformly across the industry because you will never get consensus, and have someone figure out how to crack your DRM and distribute the book anyway. 
  • Apply DRM, prosecute crackers like a mad fiend...and have authors offer the book freely on another site, and make their living from advertisements, teaching and speaking engagements...wait, don't they don't that already since royalties are a laughing stock?
  • Do what Audible does and make a reader for the format of the file. Not perfect, since there are other ways to hijack the book, but I bet it does stop some of the file cracking. Though calling their customer service to tell them that you have a new device is right up there with a double root canal, the pain always ends. Trying to move a DRM book to a new device...I'd just abandon all hope at the sign.
  • Here's what current consumers say: I won't buy your DRM infested book.

The choice is clear: industry will make a cream for that.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Halloween possibilities: a playlist

This is a really good list for Halloweenish music, but can I suggest 20 more (16-18 songs on a disc).
  1. Black Magic Woman, Santana
  2. Zombie, The Cranberries
  3. Gravedigger, Dave Matthews
  4. The Killing Moon, Echo and the Bunnymen
  5. Voodoo Child, Jimi Hendrix
  6. The Ghost of You, My Chemical Romance (you can also throw in The Ghost in You by the Psychedelic Furs, but it's pretty emo)
  7. The Grim Reaper, the Milkshakes (or Reaper Man by Brand New Sin)
  8. Monster Mash, the Misfits
What you put on the disc will depend on rock harder, jazz softer or classics. You can also throw in:
  • Apparitions by Mathew Good,
  • Dragula by Rob Zombie (yes, yes, a car, but it is Rob Zombie).
  • Burn the Witch, Queens of the Stone Age,
  • Season of the Witch by Donovan.
For a little disco, throw on
  • Nellie Furtado's Maneater and
  • Thriller the Freshmaker's Mix.

For a jazzy-relaxed feel, you can also add
  • Nina Simone's I Put a Spell on You
  • You Put a Spell on Me by Devil Doll, and
  • Strange and Beautiful (I'll Put a Spell on You) by Aqualung.
Oh, you can also throw in Johnny Cash's Ghost Riders In the Sky.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Skip the brown bag

I like these lunchboxes from Kidskonserve--throw in an apple or a banana and you're set--but they could have made the napkin furoshiki size (kids are going to lose that napkin in a minute).

Furoshiki are used to wrap bento in Japan--and presents, I think--and according to this article in Wikipedia, the use declined in the 70s, but has resurged recently now that people are interested in recycling and reusing items. The Ministry of the Environment of the Government of Japan has a sample of common furoshiki folding patterns, and you can find videos on how to fold furoshiki, depending on the items that you need to contain.

I think these are a cool idea and you can make them very simply from old T-shirts (needs to be flexible, watch out for logos), from a flexible table cloth or old sheets, or a pillowcase. The bigger the cloth, the more matching furoshiki items you can have, so your dessert can match your main course. You could also come together as a group, make your furoshiki and then swap them with people in the group so you have different items.

Here is a pattern for a very spontaneous patchwork furoshiki (which the person apparently sells on Etsy), but it appears that you could take any flexible cloth (you need to be able to tie it and not all cloths, like tablecloths, will let you do that) and sew a tape bias around the edge. And, surprise, you have a furoshiki.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Mercy makes a movie?

I'm not going to get too excited about this, since Bitten was supposed to make it into movie form and has yet to materialize, but the Mercy Thompson series (Blood Bound was number 1) has been optioned as a movie, according to this snippet from ICv2.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

And then there were none

And Then There Were None was last night's movie, but get this: you can play it on Wii.